Ganon, Joy of My Desiring, Holy UpTilt, Love most Bright! Drawn by Warlock souls aspiring, Soar to Blastzones, my Delight! Word of Ganon's flesh that fashioned, With Gerudo life impassioned! Striving, punching foes unknown, Soaring, stomping round Thy throne!!

[VERSE: ALL] We three kids of Warrington go Bearing gifts begotten our Foes Transit, road bike, Burb and turnpike Follow melodious ghosts [CHORUS: ALL] Oh Ghost of wonder, Spirit dark, Shade, thy gifts a Yuletide hark Southward flowing, gently bowing Born from us, our very hearts [VERSE: SNOOPARD] First of three, we toke and delight Everlasting wick of the night Feed your body, feed your mind Kindle your human right [VERSE: FAILCHIOR] Compass bound in ornament plain Bearing where you’ll ne’er be again Divine the Divine, read saintly signs Deity should you deign [VERSE: SLOTHOZAR] Name plate bare to offer have I Freely may you identify Sanctioned choosing all your namings Grant you repose on high [CHORUS: ALL] Oh Ghost of wonder, Spirit dark, Shade, thy gifts a Yuletide hark Southward flowing, gently bowing Born from us, our very hearts [VERSE: ALL] Sired in sin and mired in pain Gittelman, ye worship the name Agency, we long to be Settled by miser’s bane [CHORUS: ALL] Oh Ghost of wonder, Spirit fair, Shade, thy gifts be ours to share Hand in hand, a merry band Our hearth as warm as family, rare Hearth as warm as family, rare!

I once was a creature roaming free beneath the prehistoric trees And then in the end when time took me I sank into the ground And became a kind of paste or goo but then I got pumped out again by a race of creatures known as men And slurped to a factory in shenzhen through a giant russian metal tube And there I was warmed and formed and made into two shapely mounds With a hole in the middle - except I think some bits were spun into the polyester That made the red and white santa hat coquettishly perched on top And that was how I came to be a holiday themed sex accessory A realistic human butt in which a human could bust a nut But how'm I supposed to get to that human before christmas? The factory's already running late cause the suicide nets had a hole by the gate and someone splattered themselves across the asphaltcause they hadn't had a day off since last chinese new year Not to mention the monsoons But eventually they get to me and snug with my fellow former beasts I'm loaded in thirty-six count boxes into a majestic high-cube shipping container In this container we believe all people are essentially free We're here because we chose to beIn this container we believe that water is life and across the seaI go to be shown my destiny underneath an oil-based christmas tree In this container we believe all people are essentially free We're here because we chose to be In this container we believe that love is love particularly The love that is destined to be shown to me Underneath an oil-based christmas tree I was loaded onto an eighteen-wheeler driven by a man named Jesus from El Salvador who's making negative money For transporting me because I'm already late and the drayage fee Won't cover the lease payment on his rapidly depreciating truck And he's gotta get me to Kentucky before the once-in-a-generation bomb cyclone hits again and the roads ice up Don't want to get stuck on a grade crossing and get mulched by a 15,000 foot train full of the corpses of the aforementioned prehistoric trees In this container we believe all people are essentially free We're here because we chose to be In this container we believe that all are welcome to enter me And you get extra points if you order me in a range of non-standard skin tones In this container we believe all people are essentially free We're here because we chose to be In this container we believe that science is real how else do you explain The candy-cane shaped fleshlights in the next truck down the road Well we got to the Amazon warehouse in the nick of time But then the cyclone hit and the building that was made of wood chips Glued together by the juice of my dead cousins just up and fell apart And the workers never get a chance to cash in the incentive points They earned from their excellence in economical urine management Before time came for them and they became a kind of paste or goo But luckily for me my ass was thrown free and floated down the Ohio To be fished out by some barefoot boy And call me Good King Wenceslas cause he's about to feast In this container we believe all people are essentially free We're here because we chose to be In this container we believe that health care is a human right Hey man whatever helps you get to sleep at night

I wanna spend Christmas in a sweater With you by my side, feeling much better Singing and playing songs together Ever about Christmas and snow and cold weather Your uncles and aunts, they’ll look on us and smile Because we’re in love, at least this short while Your nieces and nephews, they’ll sing and they’ll dance And whisper and gossip about our romance We’ll smile and we’ll nod, and we’ll kiss once or twice And all will be happy, and all will be nice Oh, prayer to share family, may sweater entice So all might be happy, and all will be nice