The Christmas Album III

by Exit 605

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Exit 605 returns with 14 more holiday songs to heal your weary soul.

Everything was assembled in the weeks and days leading up to Christmas.

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released December 25, 2019

Exit 605 is

- commodore
- jateler
- Melissa
- The Mint Man
- MissingBro
- thtOREOgf
- Soma is Batman

Featuring guest contributor A Wizard

Album art by Meesh

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Track Name: Little Stone Pick
Oooooooo
My Enchanted Stone Pick
(Christmas in Minecraft is fun)

In the snowy biomes, where the ice can sting
There's a tale about Minecraft that I love to sing
‘Bout a stone pickaxe that’s so close to my heart
‘Cause I have used it to mine since the very start
It’s my little stone pick (little stone pick)
It’s my little stone pick (little stone pick)

Take a crafting table then to do the job’ll
Need just two plain sticks and a row o’ cobble
I use unbreaking three so he lasts real long
And then efficiency five so he’s super strong
It’s my little stone pick (little stone pick)
It’s my little stone pick (little stone pick)

Diggin’ tunnels
Diggin’ tunnels, whoaa
Diggin’ tunnels
Diggin’ tunnels (he don't miss nothin’)

And haulin' through the earth at a frightening speed
‘Cause this fine pickaxe gives me all that I need
And my friends are real concerned, ‘cause they think that its dumb
But who needs their company when you’ve got snow golems
It’s my little stone pick (little stone pick)
It’s my little stone pick (little stone pick)

Oooooooo
My Enchanted Stone Pick
(Christmas in Minecraft is fun)
Oooooooo
My Enchanted Stone Pick
(Christmas in Minecraft is fun)
Oooooooo
My Enchanted Stone Pick
(Christmas in Minecraft is fun)
Track Name: That's All Christmas
(Intro)

Just when I thought I was doing alright
Caught a dumb crush, before Christmas Night
It’s always the same, it’s just a game, Santa

I could say hey, and you’d tell me I’m nice
Tell me I’m bad, and I’ll know that you’re right
It’s always the same, it’s just a game, Santa

I won’t believe, and I won’t show
The part of myself that wants to know
Whether you’ll kiss me under the mistletoe

But why do you always need to see
When I’m asleep, you’re looking at me
Every year, it’s just the same, Santa

Turning me on, turning me off
Making me feel like I want too much
Playing with me just like a toy all the time

Flying around, staying out all night
Eating it all, but leaving one bite
Drinking some milk, leaving some presents, one house at a time

I won’t believe, and I won’t show
The part of myself that wants to know
Whether you’ll kiss me under the mistletoe

But why do you always need to see
When I’m asleep, you’re looking at me
Every year, it’s just the same, Santa

Truth is I love you, more than I wanted to
There’s no point in trying to pretend
There’s been no one who makes me feel like you do
Say we’ll be together ‘til the end

(Bridge)

I won’t believe, and I won’t show
The part of myself that wants to know
Whether you’ll kiss me under the mistletoe

But why do you always need to see
When I’m asleep, you’re looking at me
Every year, it’s just the same, Santa

But I love you, more than I wanted to
There’s no point in trying to pretend
There’s been no one who makes me feel like you do
Say we’ll be together ‘til the end

I could say hey, and you’d tell me I’m nice
Tell me I’m bad, and I’ll know that you’re right
It’s always the same, it’s just a game, Santa

(Outro)
Track Name: Merry Christmas (I Have a Girlfriend)
[Chorus 1]
Merry christmas, merry christmas
I have a girlfriend
How I got so lucky
I can’t comprehend
Merry christmas, merry christmas
I have a girlfriend
So I made this song to commend
her

[Verse 1]
Around this time last year
I’d no one to call mine
My albums were sad
And I cried all the time

Between then and now, though
I found a cute girl
We started to talk
And my heart did unfurl

[Verse 2]
We talked about things
That we held dear to us
Like books games and music
And movies and stuff

Then we opened up
And got close to each other
Got over our fears
And now look, we’re lovers

[Bridge]
So I think this Christmas
While decking the halls
(that) My girlfriend is really
The best gift of all

We’ve kept it real vague
So that you can sing too
If you’ve found a girlfriend
We wrote this for you

[Chorus 2]
Merry christmas, merry christmas
I have a girlfriend
How I got so lucky
I can’t comprehend
Merry christmas, merry christmas
I have a girlfriend
So I made this song to commend
(Primal Noise)
Track Name: Maybe This Christmas (Christmas Rhyme E Flat Minor)
Uh, yo!
It’s Christmas, bros!
Yeah...oh.
Oh no.

I’m gonna be late this year, gonna have to catch
Up on spreading that holiday cheer cause
“Joy to the World” doesn’t
Enter my world before the New Year.
That’s a historical fact.
A few years running that I’m on that track since
Finding all the things that you lack is such a task that I’m
Rather impassioned to lock the door in the back.

That’s my past. I really did that!
It’s hard enough to haggle with a heart at half-mast
But you add on top of that an incessant rap about these
Pieces of yourself you gotta pack, well, that’s sad.
Where are they at? Wait, am I getting fat?
Can I make it to this party on time? You do the math.
So I’ll be hanging out and gathering the fragments
To finally fill my Sapien sack.

Now that’s abstract,
But this Christmas, that’s where I’m at.

Oh! Maybe Christmas won’t be sad.
I’ll go outside and I’ll be glad.
Yo! Show me how to do it
And maybe…
.
I don’t know strife
(You don’t know strife)
And I’m no genius.
(And you’re no genius)
I know there’s a place I’m supposed to go.
(You know there’s a place you’re supposed to go).
Things are hard but others’ got it harder.
They’re being smarter while I haven’t even started.

I know that I’m a person. That’s a basic observation
But at times I feel as though I’m not at full operation.
A moment’s hesitation has revealed stagnation
Of which this season implores evaluation.
So why do I deny that as the time goes by I’m nervous,
Feeling that I’m the one who put me out of service?
My problems aren’t imperative, my life is not a narrative,
I’m sabotaging clarity, scared to be truly merry.

I understand
That this Christmas, it’s in my hands.

Oh! Maybe Christmas won’t be lonely.
I can go outside where people know me.
Yo! Show me how to prove it
And maybe…
(Break it down).

Oh, I’m in pain.
And it hurts my brain, aha.
Ho ho, it’s getting wacky up in here.
Heh ha ha ha ha, whoo.
Uh, uh, uh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oooh, ooh.
(Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh).
[Hello out there?]
Hello?
[We’re about ready to resume our program.]

Oh! Maybe Christmas won’t be bad.
I’ll step outside after this triad.
Yo! Show me where to go
And maybe...

Oh! Maybe Christmas won’t be bad.
I’ll leave footprints just like my father had.
Yo! Show me where to go
And maybe…
(Maybe this Christmas is for me).

Well that’s my rhyme.
I bet on it and settled it in E flat nine.
But where does one go under a blanket of snow
When the singing’s all done but you’ve got nothing to show for?

I’m stuck, for real,
And keeping people happy is how I can deal.
I’m in the holiday spirit but my psyche’s not agreeable.
It threatens to destroy me, escape is unforeseeable.
I fail at every turn. I’m flailing in the trash.
I’m sitting on the couch. I’m licking up the ash.
I’m in the living room. I’m swimming in the rug.
I’m crying in the corner. I’m looking for a mug.
I can do better. I’m gonna do better.
I know I will. I’ve willed it.

[Oh, and friend o’ mine is free!]
As free as I’ll ever be.

Uh, yo.
It’s Christmas.
Honk honk
Word.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna open the door and walk out. I got a scarf. Actually, it’s...it’s, it’s kinda cold. I might...I might actually go back in. Peace.

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