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Seven Golden Rings
02:10
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MISFIT TOYS REBORN
HOLLY BOUGHS ADORN
SNOWY IN THE MORN
PRESENTS FROM THE NORTH
JESUS CHRIST IS BORN
(Jesus Christ is born)
FRUITCAKE ON MY FORK
(Fruitcake on my fork)
SCROOGES LIE FORLORN
(Scrooges lie forlorn)
WRAPPING PAPER TORN
(Wrapping paper torn)
No such thing as faith for those who deceive
A path out of blue when you catch a view red and green
So many songs in the bin before they begin
Hopes devise the cheer you peer within
Standards fade like prints in the snow
Just like that, it’s nothin’ at all just memes
Nothin’ at all, just memes
If all as is, then it is is is is
Backing track, make myth of Yuletide dreams
Make myth of Yuletide dreams
Golden rings in hand, keep from cringing if you can
Golden rings in hand, maybe we should start a band
Seven albums down, seven thousand more to clown
Seven presents now, we are Santa come to town
Make-believe the Lord
Ugly sweaters worn
Naughty list is shorn
Seven swans a-swarm
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2. |
Violator '23
03:09
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3. |
korvatunturi
02:02
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An old elf and his wife
Make the reindeer fly
Up on high
Elves keep their shop clean
At Korvatunturi
The children see this guy
As the god of gods
Eye shining, star-like
The Yule Goat is jolly
At Korvatunturi
Korvatunturi is a fell in Lapland, covered by a thick pine forest, surrounded by frozen lakes,
where reindeer roam in their hundreds and thousands.
Here resides the being the Finnish call Joulupukki, or “Yule Goat.” Outside of Scandinavia
(pronounced really dumb), he is more oft known as Father Christmas. Here also you’ll find his
secret workshop, wherein his noble elves construct all manner of novelties, whilst divining
patterns for the yearly gift-giving flight. Through the ear-shaped structure of the fell, Joulupukki
hears the wishes of every child on Earth.
“Ready the sleigh”
Did the Yule goat cry
“‘Tis time to fly”
Turning snow into steam
At Korvatunturi
An elf with shining eye
By reindeer’s red nose rides
At Yuletide
Elves keep his shop clean
At Korvatunturi
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4. |
Following The Eye
03:43
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6. |
No Milk Today
02:03
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No milk today, no cookies on display
So here I stand forlorn, the symbol of your scorn
No milk today, no letter sent my way
And so I deign to cry, don’t know the reason why
How could I know just what these tidings mean?
The end of my hopes and all the children’s dreams
How could they know the workshop there had been
Up in the north where Mrs. Claus was queen?
No milk today, the driest in an age
Apparel, it was gay, I stunted and I “sleighed”
But all that’s left is a place not so holy
A haunted house in the heart of Tinsel Town
I tinker toys, oh discarded and lowly
They don’t make a sound
No milk today, I held a hearty ho
The festivals were gay, my milkshake stirred and splayed
As hymns were sung, the elves were showing bum
We never have such fun, no morsel nor a scrum
How could they know just what these tidings mean?
The end of the snow and very merry things
How can they sow the seeds of mistletoe
When they believe humbuggery is king?
But all that’s left is a rot in the pear tree
A silent night in the quiet Tinsel Town
But all that’s left are the red rosy memories
Of Christmastide in the tired Tinsel Town
Now all that’s left is a boy and his only
Wish to come to town
I wish to come to town
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8. |
Tyler – 'Christmas'
03:56
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9. |
Jolly Like St. Nicholas
03:11
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Once upon a time there was a man called Saul
Who disregarded Christmas till he felt
He'd have to change his life before next Christmas
So the man changed his pronouns and his Christian name to Hazel
And she had some wacky times in 605 East
But tensions with her housemates over Christmas
Had reached an all-time high
So she brokered compromise
Instead of taping trees to the brickwork
They'd celebrate by making an album
Of mutilated Christmastime anthems
Her housemates gave this answer:
They said "Should you be so jolly like St Nicholas
Making the list so meticulous
Swooning as they churn out presents
In your north pole shop
Slipping naked down the chimneys on Christmas
With the NORAD sleigh ride surveillance
Bartering with gifts for milk and sweets
Scenes like this give state secularism a bad name
Once there was a man who loved himself too much
To write songs about Maine so he scrapped his state project in full
Instead he went and donned gay apparel
And published one hundred yule carols
O Sufjan though I'm anti LGBT speculation
I'm your hypocrite reader in the same situation
I'm your double, oh me I'm your sister in pain
But Tiny Mixtapes if you'll listen there's a difference
Between Stevens and my boy band
We're pseudonymous and we're not famous
It's comic but listen here
We do an album every year!
Should I be so jolly like St Nicholas
Going out with a ho, just hear me
Cackling with joy as each group chat receives their sonic toy
Surrender unto bandcamp or to God, it makes no odds
There's just one right that Hazel wants to wrong:
She says "Tell me, Mister Negen, did you enjoy the song?"
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10. |
The Yuletide is High
04:10
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11. |
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Lo, in the cold of winter, how a rose e’er blooming,
From tender stem hath sprung, I’m assuming ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Jesse’s tree was sung by old men I don’t know
But did you know there came a rose
A flow’ret bright, chyeah
When half spent was the night?
Baby, I compare you to a Christmas that snows on the grey
Ooh, the more that I’m a Jew, the stranger it feels, yeah
And ever your rose is in bloom
A Christ hits the gloom on the grey
Isaiah, Mary, and me on the grey
Isaiah, Mary, and me on the grey
Isaiah, Mary, and me on the grey
(And if I foretell, will I e’er know the day?)
Isaiah, Mary, and me on the grey
Lo, there’s so much a hymn can tell you about Christmas Day
(Lo, woah)
You remain my sweetness, my splend’rous refrain
To me you’re like the Incarnation that I can’t deny
(To me you’re like the Incarnation, yeah)
Won’t you tell me is that merry, baby
But did you know there came a rose?
He kisses my loads and
Of Sin and death scrubs me clean
Baby, I compare you to a Christmas that snows on the grey
Ooh, the more that I’m a Jew, the stranger it feels, yeah
And ever your rose is in bloom
A Christ hits the gloom on the grey
Ever my rose is in bloom
A Christ in my room
Spritely and gay
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12. |
Yhams!
04:33
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13. |
stewball
03:13
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14. |
festive animal sounds
01:40
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15. |
Santy
01:59
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Well, I wish I was a bauble, a-hangin' from the tree
So if this year my Santy comes, he’d take a little shine to me
Come along home, Santy, Santy, come along home
Come along home, Santy, Santy, come home for Christmas Day
I long to see my Santy
The jolliest up north
And when it snows, his reindeer go
A-flying back and forth
Come along home, Santy, Santy, come along home
Come along home, Santy, Santy, in time for Christmas Day
(Joshy!)
We dream of him in winter,
In summer, spring, and fall
Look! Now he shows with gifts in tow
It’s Christmas after all!
Come along home, Santy, Santy, come along home
Come along home, Santy, Santy, and come take me away
Ho ho ho ho, ho, ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho, ho, ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho ho—
(Ayy yo, Mando Man! Can I get a hug real quick?)
(Sure!)
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16. |
Enviado
04:45
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Enviado soy de Dios,
Mi mano lista esta
Para construer con el
un mundo fraternal.
The Lord now sends us forth
With hands to serve and give
To make of all the earth
A better place to live.
Los angeles no son
enviados a cambiar
un mundo de delor
por un mundo mejor;
me ha tocado a mi
harcelo realidad.
Ayudame, Senor, a hacer tu voluntad.
The angels are not sent
into this world of pain
to do what we were meant
to do in Jesus’ name;
that falls to you and me
and all who are made free.
Help us, O Lord, we pray,
To do your will today.
Enviado soy de Dios,
Enviado soy de Dios,
The Lord now sends us forth to serve,
The Lord now sends us forth to serve,
Enviado soy de Dios,
Enviado soy de Dios,
Enviado soy de Dios,
Enviado soy de Dios,
The Lord now sends us forth,
The Lord now sends us forth,
The Lord now sends us forth,
The Lord now sends us forth
Enviado soy de Dios,
Mi mano lista esta
(Enviado soy de Dios,)
Para construer con el
un mundo fraternal.
(Enviado soy de Dios,)
The Lord now sends us forth
With hands to serve and give
(the Lord now sends us forth to serve,)
To make of all the earth
A better place to live.
(the Lord now sends us forth to serve,)
Los angeles no son
enviados a cambiar
(Enviado soy de Dios,)
un mundo de delor
por un mundo mejor;
(Enviado soy de Dios,)
me ha tocado a mi
harcelo realidad.
(Enviado soy de Dios,)
Ayudame, Senor, a hacer tu voluntad.
(Enviado soy de Dios,)
The angels are not sent
into this world of pain
(the Lord now sends us forth
to do what we were meant
to do in Jesus’ name;
(the Lord now sends us forth
that falls to you and me
and all who are made free.
(the Lord now sends us forth)
Help us, O Lord, we pray,
To do your will today.
(the Lord now sends us forth)
Enviado soy de Dios,
Mi mano lista esta
(Enviado soy de Dios,)
Para construer con el
un mundo fraternal.
(Enviado soy de Dios,)
The Lord now sends us forth
With hands to serve and give
(the Lord now sends us forth to serve,)
To make of all the earth
A better place to live.
(the Lord now sends us forth to serve,)
Los angeles no son
enviados a cambiar
(Enviado soy de Dios,)
un mundo de delor
por un mundo mejor;
(Enviado soy de Dios,)
me ha tocado a mi
harcelo realidad.
(Enviado soy de Dios,)
Ayudame, Senor, a hacer tu voluntad.
(Enviado soy de Dios,)
The angels are not sent
into this world of pain
(the Lord now sends us forth)
to do what we were meant
to do in Jesus’ name;
(the Lord now sends us forth)
that falls to you and me
and all who are made free.
(the Lord now sends us forth)
Help us, O Lord, we pray,
To do your will today.
(the Lord now sends us forth)
Enviado soy de Dios
(Enviado soy de Dios)
De Dios!
(De Dios!)
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18. |
Mittens
05:20
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19. |
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